The Top Line
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Yes, she knows the name makes her sound like a cartoon. Not her fault. Honey Parker is an award winning advertising creative. Beginning life as a New York advertising art director, Honey quickly switched over to copywriting. (Better hours.) The peak of her career on Madison Avenue was as Senior V.P. at Grey Advertising. Beckoned by a career as an LA freelancer, Honey answered, servicing both powerhouse agencies and creative boutiques. Her agency roster includes Saatchi & Saatchi, Rubin Postaer, Deutsch, Ogilvy, McCann, J. Walter, Team One, David & Goliath, and Donat/Wald. In 2008 she co-founded Slow Burn Marketing with a focus on branding and brand-based marketing for small business. Along the way she has migrated to stand-up, screenwriting and directing. Never one to shy from a punch, she once sparred with female boxing champion Christy Martin. An event for which she is most proud that she neither bled nor cried. |
The Work
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Novels:
Careful-ish, Daughter of Careful-ish & Bride of Careful-ish
Overeating. Oversharing. Overindulging. Video chats. Not enough distancing. Alcohol. What could go wrong? And what are they doing when they think nobody is watching? Meet six diverse friends COVID quarantining in The Greatest City On Earth. They struggle to have a social life, pay the bills, hold onto relationships, find their new purpose and maybe, just maybe, still have sex. How can people in lockdown find so much drama?
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V-Life
Undead friends can be the family you choose. You just can't invite them to the Bat Mitzvah. Sugar Bernstien, a former NYC ad woman and nobody’s fool. This freshly minted vampire is driving the country alone in a luxury camper van. If all that’s not enough, her man is dead; an evil, blood-sucking she-creature is on her tail; and an entire Jewish family is on her case. It’s a lot. Will she outrun evil? Will she make her niece’s bat mitzvah without causing the synagogue to explode? What would you do?
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